I got back in contact with my old friend/employer recently and she is already trying to set me up with someone and get me married off! haha she is so funny

As I walked out from work the other day I had a surprise coming straight for me.

A Belligerent Clobbering Destructive Errant Flying Golf ball Hit me in the chest!
That was exciting. I had a huge bruise for a week and a half for all the world to see.

He smiled softly as he looked into her eyes. She would never know the depth of his saddness, the agony that he went through every day.

She looked around nervously checking to see if anyone was paying attention to her.
She froze as she saw out of the corner of her eye a dark figure hovering around the corner. She quickly fumbled around in her purse pulled out some candy, popped one into her mouth and then she was gone....